“Serving subpoenas with a side of self-pity.”

 

In this bleak, badge-soaked cop drama, every officer has a sealed indictment, a burner phone, and a shrine to qualified immunity. 

 

Corruption isn’t the exception, it’s the training manual. They plant evidence, dodge accountability, and tear up subpoenas like parking tickets… all while crying blue tears anytime someone kneels during the anthem. 

 

Patriotism is weaponized, body cams "malfunction," and justice limps behind a wall of flags, Thin Blue Line decals, and emotional support AR-15s. It's about power and the tantrum that follows when anyone dares question it.