“This week’s theme: NFTs and Nazi memorabilia.”

 

Welcome to the only reality show where fraud is the talent. Each week, aspiring grifters and fringe lunatics pitch their most deranged money-making schemes to a panel of judges featuring Eric Trump, Don Jr., and a malfunctioning animatronic of Steve Bannon. 

 

This episode’s theme? NFTs inspired by fascist relics. 

 

Winners get a headlining spot at CPAC, a selfie with Mike Lindell’s bunker, and a temporary exemption from IRS audits. Losers are escorted out by Kyle Rittenhouse in cosplay. Integrity not required.